Glitter and goldâand some pretty cute mascots
We miss you already, Pyeongchang
It is a scientific fact that one cannot hear the Olympic theme song and feel triumphant. You know the one.
The speed! The glory! The dramatic wintry backdrops!
While it is kind of funny to think that most Winter Olympics sports are different variations of sliding on ice or snow, it is truly a marvel to watch.
Am I a bad person for rewinding the skiing wipeouts over and over? (So long as they're not injured, of course).
Until the next snowy summit of fit people—cue the John Williams: BAH BAHHH BUM BUM BUM BUM BAH BAH di BAH...!